New Career: Make money whilst being detained for being a terrorist! - Instablogs
New Career: Make money whilst being detained for being a terrorist!
Loel R , Cairo: Jun 11 2008
Made Popular Jun 11 2008
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New Career: Make money whilst being detained for being a terrorist!In some bizarre effort to gain support for its fumbling leadership, our beloved Labor Government (UK Government for those of you living in a cave for the last 10 years) has always tried to be on par with US policy and law makers. Backing (and rightfully so) the US assault to crush Afghanistan the UK Government then decided to also back the defunct effort to take Iraq. Now proving to be the thorn in both US and UK Governments policy and tenor as power houses.

Post 9/11 and every law enforcement and intelligence agency in the US and Europe were scrambling in order to catch up with the many ’sleeper’ cells that awoke the day the twin towers fell. America seemed to be on its knees and as a result the agencies were given every right to detain someone without need for warrant... all you had to be was suspicious.

Recently, the UK Government is “expected to table a last-minute compensation deal to help push through the proposed 42-day detention without charge of terror suspects“. The compensation deal being a promised 3000 Sterling a day after the current 28 day mark. Now I will be honest here and say that this is just absurd!

Im a would be terrorist.. I really am! Look I have mobile records to prove it! I even post on a blog anti Western comments (and anti Arab)... My name is Mo. Take me to your bases!

If Al Qaeda, or any other terrorist cell has a classified ad newspaper / msg boards / forums / websites, the new position would be advertised like this:

Work from the comfort of secret MI5 and CIA locations, global travel guaranteed. We are a secretive terrorist group seeking would be terrorists. No experience needed and preference will be given to fresh recruits. THIS IS A FRESH ‘NO EXPERIENCE’ ONLY POSITION. You will spend 28 days in ‘advanced training’ followed by a 14 day ‘earning’ period. During the earning period you will be making a commission of 10%. A stunning 300 sterling a day!!!Enough to feed your family for a year! For further inquiries please email imaterrorist@wtfisgoingon.com

Whats happening back home :(

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